Kim Kardashian booted by Prince: a fairy tale/nightmare

Kim Kardashian choked up when Prince invited her to dance onstage during his Madison Square Garden concert Monday night, then promptly gave her the boot when she failed to bust a move.

The artist had been pulling audience members up to dance all night and declared Kardashian "too sexy" before she traipsed onstage. But when she finally came up, all she did was smile and clap her hands while he danced around her. Then he yelled, "Get off the stage," practically flinging her back down the stairs.

But apparently he brought her back to redeem herself later that night while he played piano.  

Don't believe us? Here's what happened straight from the exclamation-mark happy diva's Twitter account (and a few Ministry embellishments for context):

Once upon a time there was a half-Armenian, booty-licious reality star who dreamed of meeting a famous prince. Then one day, her dream came true.

"About to start getting ready for the Prince concert!!!! I am soooo excited!!!!!!" she told a little social-networking bird.

So she joined Kris Humphries, the handsome basketball player she was dating, and two friends for a concert the Prince was giving at a nearby garden.

"Pulling up to the Prince concert with @KrisHumphries @JonathanCheban @TheguyinMN," she announced.

She tweeted and took pictures throughout the night, reciting the Prince's famous words: "Tonight we're gonna party like it's 1999."

But she did not expect what the prince would do next: He pulled the fair maiden onto the stage and told her to dance. Starstruck, the TV star only smiled and clapped, unnerving the famous Prince.

"Get off the stage," he shouted, and she carefully walked down the stairs.

"OMG Prince just pulled me up on stage!!! I'm shaking!!!!" she said. "I was so nervous I froze whenPrince touched me!!!!"

And the reality princess could not bear the embarrassment. So the Prince kindly invited her back to dance.

"Went up on stage AGAIN! This time I redeemed myself! We all danced while Prince played the piano! Wow! What a night!"

And they all lived happily ever after. That is, until they realized this wasn't a fairy tale but rather real life, documented by hordes of people.

And in the words of Miss Kardashian: "Come on people! Doesn't anyone have a sense of humor?!Prince must not have seen Dancing With The Stars! LOL"

We guess he had not ...

 

 

I Hate That You Love Me

((I'm feelin' this song so much))

A.B.E.

All Black Everything 

Black looks good all year round!! It’s timeless and it's my favorite color to wear. These labels/brands prove just that with these all black items. Check them out.

1. CPBGun Cuff by Abakus at Kabiri $493.35

2. Zarah Voigt NOMI earrings with Arrow and Diamond $182.82

3. Balmain Black Cotton Motocross Pants $1,537

4. Complex Geometry Oversized Short Black T-shirt $95

5. Dolce & Gabbana Mesh-Covered Sandal $480

6. Burberry Prorsum Tangled Chain Bracelet $299

7. Bally Studded Bag $2,484

8. Alexander Wang ‘Freja’ lace-up leather stiletto boot $834

9. Annie Costello Brown Triangle Bracelet $190

and do not forget about these... 


THESE MAY BE THE HOTTEST SHOE I'VE SEEN IN AWHILE.

Time To Get Back On The Slopes

Here are some of my favorite (and not to mention obnoxiously over the top) winter items.

Oversized raccoon skin hat – Intermix, $225

Alexander McQueen shearling ski boot, $674

Stella McCartney for Adidas neck warmer, $90

Chanel ski set, $4500

Italian fur lined leather gloves, $136

Godiva hot chocolate, $10

Valentine's Gifts Decoded

Ever wonder what that random, possibly heartfelt but possibly picked-up-at-the-corner-deli present really means? This Valentine’s Day, we dissect the hidden meaning behind everything from chocolates to jewelry so you know exactly what you’re getting.

He got you: A heart-shaped box of chocolates from the supermarket.
He’s saying: "I forgot it’s Valentine's Day."

He got you: Jewelry or a watch.
He’s saying: "I'm not super-creative, but hey, I tried. Don't worry, I probably won't notice if you exchange it for something that's more your style."

He got you: A surprise weekend getaway to a quaint little bed-and-breakfast.
He’s saying: "I'm hoping you like me enough to deal with being in the same room as my snoring — I know I like you enough to put up with yours."

He got you: Every season of your favorite guilty-pleasure TV show. 

He’s saying: "I like you more than I hate Ross and Rachel."

He got you: Anything homemade.
He’s saying: "I'm crazy about you — and I've got the Krazy Glue-splattered furniture and staple scars on my hands to prove it."

He got you: A greeting card.
He’s saying: "I don’t think it’s worth spending money on a Hallmark holiday, but, ironically, this Hallmark card is the cheapest thing I could find."

He got you: A relationship scrapbook, complete with photos of you together and ticket stubs from all the shows you've seen.
He’s saying: "I’m a cheesy romantic."

He got you: A pet for the two of you.
He’s saying: "Let's pick a name together — I want to make sure you don't choose one that I've reserved for our future children."

He got you: Kitchen appliances you didn't request.
He’s saying: "These spatulas are as close to a bouquet of flowers as you'll ever get from me."

He got you: A voicemail on Feb. 15, apologizing for forgetting about Valentine's Day.
He’s saying: "When you're done bad-mouthing me to all your friends, please, please give me a call back so I can grovel."

And  if you want to surprise a single BFF on V-Day then get her this like I did for one of my amazing friends:

"Shit bitch, you is fine!" Buy it here @ Love is Lame

Kim K Getting Engaged??

Despite only dating for a few months, Kris is already ring shopping for Kim!

Kim Kardashian has been apartment shopping in NYC to be closer to boyfriend Kris Humphries. But does she know that Kris is about to put a ring on it? Sources close to NBA star Kris, 25, told the New York Post he has been ring shopping for Kim, 30, which is pretty shocking since they’ve only dated since November.

Although reps for both Kim and Kris haven’t commented, Kim certainly seemed like she wasn’t rushing into anything when she appeared on the Jan. 20 episode of The Wendy Williams Show.

“He’s a really good guy, and I think that for once I’ve really taken my time with [the relationship],” Kim said. “I’ve known him for months and have definitely tried to keep it low-key.”

Check out the pics below:

Pics of Kourtney and Kim while on their double date in NYC

 


(( I love both outfits ))

This Message From Terrence J Is Pretty Inspirational

"Today is a new day. A new opportunity to follow your dreams. Take advantage of this blessing. Take that leap. Whatever your dream is, you have to step towards it. The more steps you take the more the universe will conspire to assist you…

If you want to run a label, quit your job at the bank & intern at a label. If you want to be a doctor, apply to school today, etc. I wanted to act, so every week I go to acting school for 14 hours, study film & actors, read about projects, etc. Once I took steps, roles came.

A girl replied, how can I pay my bills if I quit my job to follow my dreams? – when following your dreams you will be temporarily inconvenienced. Tyler Perry was HOMELESS years before becoming a MILLIONAIRE. Only you can determine the amount of sacrifice your dreams are worth.

Before 106 I had a job making 30k but I wasnt happy. I quit. Moved to NY, worked small jobs to get by, & lived on @FredWhit FLOOR 8 MONTHS! I just meet so many people that want to reach their goals & then complain when it sounds hard! Go watch Pursuit of Happiness

Everybody has a different story. U may have kids, mortgage, bills, etc. But God is powerful. There is always a way to follow your dreams!"