Kim Kardashian booted by Prince: a fairy tale/nightmare

Kim Kardashian choked up when Prince invited her to dance onstage during his Madison Square Garden concert Monday night, then promptly gave her the boot when she failed to bust a move.

The artist had been pulling audience members up to dance all night and declared Kardashian "too sexy" before she traipsed onstage. But when she finally came up, all she did was smile and clap her hands while he danced around her. Then he yelled, "Get off the stage," practically flinging her back down the stairs.

But apparently he brought her back to redeem herself later that night while he played piano.  

Don't believe us? Here's what happened straight from the exclamation-mark happy diva's Twitter account (and a few Ministry embellishments for context):

Once upon a time there was a half-Armenian, booty-licious reality star who dreamed of meeting a famous prince. Then one day, her dream came true.

"About to start getting ready for the Prince concert!!!! I am soooo excited!!!!!!" she told a little social-networking bird.

So she joined Kris Humphries, the handsome basketball player she was dating, and two friends for a concert the Prince was giving at a nearby garden.

"Pulling up to the Prince concert with @KrisHumphries @JonathanCheban @TheguyinMN," she announced.

She tweeted and took pictures throughout the night, reciting the Prince's famous words: "Tonight we're gonna party like it's 1999."

But she did not expect what the prince would do next: He pulled the fair maiden onto the stage and told her to dance. Starstruck, the TV star only smiled and clapped, unnerving the famous Prince.

"Get off the stage," he shouted, and she carefully walked down the stairs.

"OMG Prince just pulled me up on stage!!! I'm shaking!!!!" she said. "I was so nervous I froze whenPrince touched me!!!!"

And the reality princess could not bear the embarrassment. So the Prince kindly invited her back to dance.

"Went up on stage AGAIN! This time I redeemed myself! We all danced while Prince played the piano! Wow! What a night!"

And they all lived happily ever after. That is, until they realized this wasn't a fairy tale but rather real life, documented by hordes of people.

And in the words of Miss Kardashian: "Come on people! Doesn't anyone have a sense of humor?!Prince must not have seen Dancing With The Stars! LOL"

We guess he had not ...