The Twitterverse is Going Nuts Over the Kim K Divorce News Today

72 Days of marriage?

(Figuring the 17M she got for the marriage from sponsors....that's around $9,837 an hour)

As of Today, Kim Kardashian has decided to end her sham of a marriage. According to TMZ, Kim plans to file for divorce today citing ‘irreconcilable differences’ as the reason for divorce. According to the report, one of the main disagreements in the marriage was where the two would live. Kris wanting to live in his home state Minnesota and Kim wanting to stay in LA near her family.

Don’t people normally talk about those type of things before they get married?

We’re told the two talked about their future … but got caught up in the hooplah and figured they would simply figure it out after they tied the knot.

Today's news that Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are calling it "Kuits" has got the Twitterverse going nuts.

And before we hear what really went down (if we ever do) check out our favorite break-up reactions on Twitter (so far).

@katespencer: "If I were a guest at that wedding I would want my gift(s) & time back."

@DarkSideIntern: "Kim Kardashian is divorcing. Sir MixALot plans to pull up quick to retrieve it."

@DVNJr: "Kim Kardashian sold the rights to her wedding for $17.9 million. Her marriage lasted 72 days. That comes to a nifty $10,358.80 per hour."

@CraDav: "Kim Kardashian is filing for divorce. During this difficult time, the Kardashian family requests as much attention as possible."

@Sid_Seixeiro: "Kim Kardashian filing for divorce. Not the first time Kris Humphries has been released."

@heyitsurban: "This hashtag. #ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage"

@DanWolken: I'll give Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries this. Their marriage lasted longer than the revival of Charlie's Angels."

@FarmerWaltz: "Don't worry, Kim - there are plenty of "K"-named fish in the sea."

@PeytonsHead: "If you picked "Lockout" in the "What will last longer, the NBA lockout or Kris Humphries' marriage to Kim Kardashian" pool, you win!"

@questlove: "......Wait, Kim Kardashian got married?"
Some more Twitter Reactions:

@Bevy Smith: I hope everyone that participated in this sham PONZI scheme of a marriage btwn Kim K & Kris kept the receipt from the wedding gifts!
@Lil Duval: Kim kardashian is filing for a divorce. I would’ve never guess it. I thought they was gon last forever

@Andy Cohen (Bravo): thanks for the entertainment, Kim Kardashian

@Ryan Seacrest: Yes @kimkardashian is filing for divorce this morning. I touched base with her, getting a statement in just a few mins

@Russell Simmons I hope the best for my friend Kim Kardashian and wish she finds peace and happiness

@Jimmy Traina Public figures always announce bad news late Fri afternoon to bury it. Kim K files for divorce 1st thing Mon AM. #NeverStopSeekingPublicity
@Khloe Kardashian: Reading some these comments r so hurtful. Im grateful 4our fans who understand & r being respectful. Hate is disgusting. Love is everything. Thank God for family. We are strong and we will only become closer! I love YOU